Not So Smooth

-A man said to a woman "Would you like me to poke you? It might make you thinner." 

Men in The Kitchen

"Grate cheese for satan"

Once Again, Proud

"She liked the way I handled my snake." 

Guinea Pig in My Leg?

"Haven't you ever gotten a real bad leg cut? Guinea pig!" 

Wtf?

"She smells like femurs" 

A Little Too Proud

"I can control ALL my body parts"

An Old Saying Gone Hipster

"Speak softly, but carry a very large mustache."

A Movie Review

"That was a great movie....I liked all the fighting!"

Is That A Compliment?

"You have nice breasts.... I like that about you"