Endearing Moments in Commercial Fishing

This is Little Shit. Yes, that's her name. She is the resident feline on board the Capt John, a commercial trawling vessel based in Moss Landing, California. She makes the Deadliest Catch guys look like pussies (pun intended). 

Getting Snuggles

Chilling on Deck While The Fish Are Unloaded

My Favorite Pizza Topping

"The bilge sludge makes it go down smoother" he said as he handed her a questionable looking pizza.

Failed Sex Ed

"I know sperm dies really quickly, but I don't want to get my girlfriend pregnant by using her towel when I get out of the shower."

Women in the Work Place

When asked why a woman was crying, the man replied: 

"She probably got her tit caught in a printer"

Say What?

"Screw the Expense! Buy the damn cat a goldfish, I need new gloves!"

The Crusty Scotsman Says

"People do funny things with pelicans"

Vagina On The Mind

"So apparently it's not vagina-al, it's vaga-nal."